Ever glanced up at the stars and wondered, "If I were a superhero, who would I be?" No? Just me? Well, buckle up, because the cosmos has spoken, and it's time to reveal which spandex suit you should be donning. Let’s dive into the universe’s not-so-secret identity and discover your superhero alter ego, based on nothing more than the time of year you were born. Trust me, it’s science...ish.
Aries: The Flash
Aries, with your speedometer perpetually broken from always being in a rush, you’re clearly The Flash. You’ve got zero patience for dawdlers, whether it’s in line for coffee or battling the forces of evil. Your motto: "If it’s not done in a flash, I’m already bored."
Taurus: Hulk
Steadfast Taurus, you’re the embodiment of Hulk, but with better fashion sense. Like Hulk, you're mostly chill until someone messes with your sandwich... or your comfort in any way. Then, it's "Taurus smash!" Also, you share a love for the color green, be it in your wardrobe or your wallet.
Gemini: Deadpool
Gemini, with your dual personalities and a sense of humor that’s... let's call it "unique," you're definitely Deadpool. You can talk your way out of (or into) trouble, and while you might not have regenerative powers, your ability to bounce back from social faux pas is legendary.
Cancer: Spider-Man
Sensitive, home-loving Cancer, you’re Spider-Man. Always torn between your superhero duties and wanting just to hang at home with Aunt May. You’re the master of "with great power comes great responsibility," but also, "does this mean I can’t have a normal life?"
Annie
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March 12, 2025
